Beat monster

Major masturbation.

Damn after seeing Suzy in those tight jeans, I had to find the nearest King Jhonie and unleash the beat monster

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

douche monster

the ultimate douchemaster

yo he iz da illist douche monster.

by douchemonster September 4, 2004

Gila Monster

the largest and most poisonous lizard in the United States!

It's too bad that Brett got bitten by that gila monster today. he probably won't be alive tomorrow.

by Daniel Lewisss March 23, 2011

Boop Monster

A Boop Monster is formed when a Poop Monster gets booped. This transformation is very rare. The most famous Boop Monster is a young girl who goes by the name Tails. This Boop Monster has done things that are unspeakable even from the darkest of minds.

The Poop Monster was booped and became a Boop Monster

by Dilusion November 7, 2011

Effin Monster

A very handsome ginger. Loving, caring, romantic and absolutely adorable. Everything a girl could ever ask for. A true gentleman that treats his lady like a queen. Loved by a bunny.

He is my Effin Monster and I love him.

by Cinnasnowbunny July 22, 2014

Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well

"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"

by GAR February 5, 2004

Cookie Monster

Blue furry puppet from the childrens show Sesame street known for eating cookies. Also used to describe the lack of vocal talent ie. Ja Rule, DMX,

Why does MTV promote Cookie monster artists like Ja Rule.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003