bryce and melanie 

The most bitchin couple there is. He is sexy ass man and she is a gorgeous, bootyful woman on the streets, and a Beast Master and Sex Panther kinky lovers in the sheets. These two youngins reconnected after a few years that are on the same wave length and fit together like two puzzle pieces, we fill the missing piece in each others hearts. We tend to get lost in each others beautiful eyes and incredible minds. It is common to catch the other secretly sniffing their partners hair. Melanie has a black choker necklace; she is the wild card that manages to catch her man by surprise at least three times a week, or night *wink wink*, has the deadly combination of beauty, humor, mystery, and whimsical personality. Bryce is the man of her dreams and the best damn thing to have happened to Melanie. He treats her like a queen and never lets her think she deserves anything less, he has shown her what it is like to truly be wanted, adored, and loved. She will always be safe in his strong muscular arms, and he will never let her down. He continuously brings a happiness to her life that was never there before, he is the man that she has been looking for her whole life and can make her laugh no matter the circumstances. Also, he doesn't punch her in the face. These two will always find an adventure to take on together and will always find something to love about the other, they'll never get bored with each other. And they have bomb ass sex. Yall should be jealous.

damn, have you ever seen a couple like Bryce and Melanie? those two are the definition of my relationship goals.

i bet that Bryce and Melanie have bomb ass sex!

bryce and melanie by raehargett March 7, 2017

Check your melanin 

Something heard only in League of Legends lobbies. We don't know exactly what it means, but it sounds like it goes hard for an insult. Something to do with the pigment of your skin.

player 1: "bro y'all are ass just runnin it down giving them free pentas"
player 2: "stfu check your melanin kid"

Check your melanin by binguofudachillin June 11, 2023

meanie bear 

a mean person thats is named after a care bear beacuse they really get into the care bear movies.

eric is a meanie bear but i love him.

meanie bear by lauraloveseric December 31, 2008

Meanie Bear 

1. One who is mean, in a sense, often refers to those who drive out at night with men and make their boyfriends worry.
2. One who gets drunk and pukes all over the basement floor in houses that they do not know who the owners of the house are.

Laura has now earned the title of "meanie bear", because she got drunk and drove with random men.

Meanie Bear by Eric McKnight December 26, 2007

meaniegilofigus 

a person or "gilofigus"
that is beaing rude or a "meanie"
( BNC )

*george slaps sally*
sally: "ouch"
george: "HAHA"
sally: "you're a meaniegilofigus george!"
george: "thank you?"

meaniegilofigus by Lucindaa Papamini August 19, 2008

Meanistatic 

A person who you love in a philial manner who still manages to piss you off by being rude, unthoughtful, unintentionally cruel, or just plain annoying.

"I love you, but right now I just don't like you"

Sister A: It's so nice that you could come see me this weekend.

Sister B: I'm just here to see my fabulous new boyfriend. And by the way, I'm taking your bedroom. And your car. Oh, and by the way? You're babysitting my son. Can I borrow your favorite skirt? It looks SO much better on me than it does on you.
*exits dramatically*

Sister A: MEANISTATIC! *kicks wall*

Meanistatic by Supergreak February 16, 2009

Meanicity 

The capacity of being mean; meanness.

Explain your meanicity towards my dear friend Angela.*

*Names have been altered to spare tender feelings.

Meanicity by The Ultimate Definer July 25, 2009