March 23

National eating chicken day

matt: why are you eating chicken
William: because it is march 23
matt: oh okay im going to eat my chicken too

by a person of many persons October 22, 2019

March 28

Weed appreciation day, no not Marijuana, actual dandelions, how boring.

Person 1: Do you know March 28 is weed appreciation day?
Person 2: April 20 is weed appreciation day
Person 1: No, I mean it's dandelion day.
Person 2: Why would any one care about that.

by Metabear October 17, 2019

March 15th

Spider day, in reference to the song Spider On The Wall by Ghost.

"Found on March 15th, transparency, this isn't me.."

by sayfuzzypickles April 14, 2019

march 26

if you are born in march 26, you probably abuse your bestfriend and you are a bitch but also kinda pretty

that girl is born on march 26. no wonder she’s a bitch

by merkleyyyy March 29, 2021

March 13th

The day when the best type of introverts are born

Gabriel: Michael was born on March 13th
Christian: Oh that makes sense why he’s such an introvert

by Rubbadubimdatub October 15, 2019

March 26

Rub your girlfriend's pussy...

Boy one: Dude its march 26!

Boy two: You know what that means.

Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! March 26, 2020

March 2nd

1. Dr.Suess' birthday
2. Texas Independence Day
3. The day gay people are born

Person 1: That dude was born on March 2nd
Person 2: Must be gay

by AresDaFab March 15, 2020