max relax

The act of chilling out totally

I just finished prepping my house for this approaching cat 5 hurricane oh wow what a big job. All I need now is to Max Relax with a lazyboy,12 pack,and a 60inch flat screen TV.

by Miami Beach Bum August 31, 2019

Max Davenport

Huge penis

Max Davenport has a huge penis

by hdscbrdxvgddc May 8, 2019

Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)

I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

zak and max

they blow each other that’s it.

person one: did you see those guys blowing each other

person two: must be zak and max

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️

max payton is totally a furry.

by o5706 April 10, 2020

max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

Max Trigg

He's a big Donny, gets all the chickadees, big booty cheeks with a Schlanger of a cock. Boss at skating. Beast at the love making and is VERY NICE! and a great success. big member which makes him the biggest giga chad and monster donny also kills rozzers.hes a big scata lad

wow hes such a max triggy scat dog

by Smogy Donny lad April 26, 2022