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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.
Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011
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Rot Log

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.
Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
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Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024
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Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.
"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."
by clown hooker February 13, 2021
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