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carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
by alextheman October 27, 2012
mugGet the carpet logmug.

U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 1, 2009
mugGet the U-Logmug.

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.
Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.
by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020
mugGet the Log Rollmug.

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
mugGet the Log press kissmug.

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
mugGet the Logness Monstermug.

Getting logged out

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
mugGet the Getting logged outmug.

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023
mugGet the Mossing the logsmug.

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