ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

He is that lemon tree Ashton had.

Ashtons.pet.lemon.tree is amazing?!?!!1!1?1!1.

by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 29, 2021

scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

Easy Peezy lemon squeezy

Easy Peezy lemon squeezy something is very easy!

“I can’t cut this pie” It’s okay, that’s easy Peezy lemon squeezy anyways.

by A coco June 30, 2022

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma April 4, 2013

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

Anytime, Lemon-Lime

A term of endearment between people. Used lightheartedly and sincerely.
Has no sexual meaning. Just super cute :)

Jamie: "I got you some extra ice cream when I was at the store today, honey."
Kali: "Aww! Thank youuuuu ^^ You're the best."
Jamie: "Anytime, Lemon-Lime"

by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020

Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

by scottfromx May 8, 2009