Keyonna 

A beautiful, intelligent, creative girl. Probably going to be the next president of the United States one day. Has the voice of an angel and most likely spends her time binging Netflix instead of having friends or a life. Typically ambiverts.

Bro: Did you see that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah; I heard she likes the office.
Bro: She’s a total Keyonna.

Keyonna by TheOfficeFireGuy February 15, 2019

keysmash 

randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.

that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.

keysmash by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 17, 2007

Keyboard Romeo

Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.

Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.

Keyboard Romeo by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013

Keystolope 

The famed orange keystone beer that is very very rare to find in packs of Keystone Light. You are part of an elite group if you find it.

DUDE! After twenty 30 bombs i finally found the keystolope! My life is complete.

Keystolope by The Bros. March 28, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys 

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.

Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.

Pork Scotch Keys by benny twadge May 24, 2009

Keyana 

Keyana is an amazing girlfriend to have She cool, goofy , intelligent , and conceited Anyone who meets her will instantly fall in love with her. Keyana might get jealous of a lot things but she'll never leave you when things rough .

Keyana is an amazing girlfriend

Keyana by Keee December 25, 2016

Keyon 

Keyon is a very handsome black male , who is perfect inside. Some people hate him, most people love him. He is a very funny and down to earth guy, Although he is shy around certain girls, once he gets to know you. he will take you on the funnest trip of your life ever. He may piss you off sometimes and he may say some stuff that comes out wrong but in the end, you know hes truly sorry and really hopes you forgive him. He has anger issues, so don't piss him off or he will constantly yell,swear or even hit. But he is a very down to earth guy. He is also funny but can be annoying at times.

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

Keyon by BrightKnight July 10, 2011