johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me

by shit yourself now August 26, 2023

Jonathan Charles Anthony lamkin

A man that is really good at sex

Jonathan Charles Anthony lamkin gave me the best sex of my life

by Jonathan Charles Anthony lamki August 29, 2023

Jonathan Ferguson

The keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

Jonathan Ferguson is the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

by reisei1 July 11, 2024

Jonathan Leto

Jonathan Leto is an artist, a creative man and someone who stands up for what they believe in. Jonathan Leto is the type of friend you dream of when you’re a little kid, the soft spoken and gentle kind you can imagine in old age. Jonathan Leto is a tryer, even when he’s at his lowest, he makes an effort to love which is admirable.

“Is that Jonathan Leto???”
“What is up GANG!!!”

by Chunkycheese July 20, 2024

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Jonathan

The most adorable and funniest boy you’ll ever meet .although he can be mean it’s hard to stay mad at him because the smile he brings you will be the brightest smile you’ll ever experience.he has the purest soul and a beautiful heart,, you can tell he’s probably been hurt before and that’s why you should treat him with thetye highest degree of respect and love .jonathan is also a natural born leader which explains his authority issue and the constant need to control high pressure situations ,but to sum it up he is the meanest sweetheart you’ll ever meet😁

Jonathan is so mean

by Theesexiestpresident August 18, 2024

JonathanData

The information security field's jargon for charlatan or poseur. Totally lacking any skill or talent

That person threatening to hack me is a total JonathanData. Not even a skiddie

by anonymous October 16, 2023