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Jacob

Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob
Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob
by _swarley_ May 29, 2018
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Jacob Sartorius

A very sweet person who cares very deeply for his fans
by Duhitzme22 April 19, 2018
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Jacob Sartorius

A boy who is now a singer/ songwriter one of the best people his fandom has ever seen. Jacob Sartorius is a boy who has brown hair and brownish eyes. He is the best person you will ever know. He is also someone that you will call ugly names but when you get to know him you fall in love.
Sartorian: OMG JACOB SARTORIUS

Jacob Sartorius: Hey guys nice to meet you
by jacobsartorius16 October 5, 2018
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Jacob

A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.
by WEEBTRON April 5, 2017
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jacob sartorius

a little boy who gets nude from fans
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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Jacob

A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
by Definatore October 14, 2011
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jacob bastian

term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.
dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian
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