Jason

A blond male who most likely has a beard, but is mostly known for being a world-class simp.

This man is such a Jason!

by cypherboi March 7, 2021

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too

“wah jason so hot”
“too bad so many girls are chasing him”

by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021

Jason

He loves crack and booty holes

Hi jasonnn u see that butt

by Yourmomisfay November 22, 2021

Jason

Such a nuffie and nicest person ever

jason’s a nuffie, just look at him

by ifykyk4 July 3, 2022

Jason

Jason is the goat,Jason is the most sexiest person you will ever meet,Jason has the most caring heart and he will make you laugh a whole bunch,Jason is a ladies man,Jason is a very brave person

Person 1:Hey it’s Jason so great?

by Tommy1852 March 20, 2025