Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

jacob morgan

fat gay ass motherfucker with an annoying ass voice, or a guy who constantly has his pants down

god you are such a jacob morgan acting with your pants hanging down

by Autistic screech August 17, 2017

jacob black

-The annoying werewolf from the Twilight series that refuses to understand that Vampires are better.
- Incessantly in love with Bella Swan, (Who is in fact in love with Edward Cullen

"Do you y'know, kiss him?" " Yes" "ewww" -Jacob Black
Conversation between Jacob and Bella before she "stabs" him:) GO BELLA!

by Frinklez September 26, 2007

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

Jacob

Claims to be going through puberty yet doesn’t have voice cracks and has the same voice

Jacob: I had a wet dream last night!

Me: sure you did

by DurpDot April 13, 2020

Jacob

He is gay but acts straight. He is also an immature, kindless bitch.

I would never go out with jacob

by Blah-Blah Black Bee May 26, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

A person who gets loads of hate from everyone for just being himself and spreading love and doing music, his own thing! He gets told to go kill himself a lot from judgmental people. Really lovable once you get to know him, sensitive, strong and handsome!

Jacob Sartorius is the next Justin Beiber!

by mandolinforever June 6, 2019