iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019

office 2 iron

another good guy to be or good to have on your team, he can often deliver in tight or hairy situations, he'll make the call, the decision, the play tht others shy away from cause they are shitless. He doesn't waiver, doesn't bull-shit, says it like it is, a real straight-shooter.

Jackson: I can't believe Jones got away with that from Miller.
Murphy: that's because Miller knows that Jones is the office 2 iron, anybody else would have got fired on the spot for making that comment.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Iron fish

Comes from the combination of common phrases of an "iron fist" and a "slap around the face with a fish".

The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.

I'm the iron fish around here!

Do you really want to be iron fished?!

by Drop Dead Freddie March 16, 2021

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

iron rice bowl

A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.

“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”

“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”

by cepeli May 5, 2025

Hitting Iron

When you take a hit from your cart and it tastes like metal so you know it’s basically out.

Aw man! I’m hitting iron should we jus throw it away?

by Defecationnerd December 25, 2022

supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.

Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.

by ScootcheyCoo August 14, 2012