Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."

by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010

purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

by DeBollWeevil December 10, 2008

Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.

Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!

by CubzLuva12 December 8, 2012

Tumble-weed

A girl that approaches, gives that head tilt, puppy dog eyes and glossy lips. No sound comes out, All you hear is the rushing of the wind, and see a tumble-weed moving in a flip, stop, drag motion, inside their heads. Creating nothing but a cloud of dust behind it.

A girl that has very little to offer in the way of conversation or intellect. Usually attractive.

"Oh look Tumble-weed"
"Fuck off out of my face Tumble-weed, you have nothing to offer"

by Chykan Hunter May 31, 2012

taco weed

Brown, low grade marijuana grown in Mexico.

That sonafabitch charged me seventy bucks for a quarter of dried up taco weed.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Crack Weed

JWH-018 that shit gets u fucked up like the first time you smoked.

Remember that first time u JWHed, thats the crack weed.

by PDX-Broadway May 15, 2010

Weed bladder

When you smoke too much and subsequently have to urinate frequently. Not to be confused with an over-active bladder, this only occurs when high.

"I have to piss again!"

"Man you smoked too much you have a weed bladder"

by Your Great Aunt Lily March 8, 2009