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horse doovers

Guess how many time I mispronounced "Hors d'oeuvres" before I realized what it was.. smh I am not cultured. I literally called it horse doovers, and had no idea what it was until just now.
by dasdivey May 19, 2016
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That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010
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horse boner

When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.
Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"
by cantnamethis666 November 8, 2011
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horse fucked

fucked by a cock over 12 in
by fatkid208 July 2, 2012
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horse fetish

Having a sexual attraction to horses
Zac Lynn has a horse fetish
Anthony likes raping horses
Grant watches horse porn
by dfpena11 May 22, 2014
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Take back your fuckin horse

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.
Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-
by Elmo88 March 24, 2009
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horse cock

Any beverage in an aluminum can measuring 23.5 fl oz, or more, which can either fuck you, slam you, or otherwise black you out.
I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.
by ocholokos November 29, 2010
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