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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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honey bumblebee

Adjective: female, sweet and adorable woman who is in a committed relationship, but is then hurt emotionally by her partner, and in retaliation, turns around and has sex with a close friend or relative of her partner. Unlike the hunnybee, she won't stab you physically, but she will be sure to make certain she hurts you back emotionally, so that you will never forget. She's not likely to consider having sex with someone her partner doesn't know.
Little Miss honey bumblebee put it down on me. Hope my boy don't find out.

Damn man you hooked up with that little honey Bumblebee. Isn't that your cousin's girlfriend.

Oh no son, why you bringing Little Miss honey Bumblebee over for dinner. I swear , last time she was here, she was licking her lips and "accidentally" letting her boobs fall out around your father .
by NocturnalOne May 18, 2018
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ginger and honey

Dude I made her "ginger and honey" last night.
by No_milk May 11, 2018
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HONEY BAGGER

Making your life sweeter by getting rid of old baggage.
My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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Honey-boy

A male prostitute: typically a well-hung, handsome looking male; principally reliant upon sex for hire work as a means of employment/ income
The council woman of the Detroit Metropolitan area issued an apology to the public today for using public treasury funds to purchase sex-for-hire honey-boys.

She made the date feel transactional, what does she think I am? A honey-boy? I have feelings, damnit.
by Dick’n the Dirt July 19, 2025
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Hornet Honey

The sticky goodness found on the sheets after you get the stinger.
Oh man he/she just lapped up all the hornet honey!
by Andrew Cilley Nuts September 18, 2019
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