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Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
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holding up four fingers

holding up for fingers (specifically if joe wintour holds them up) means that he is a gay individual that gets no bitches and likes it up the bum
joe is holding up four fingers as a way of expressing himself
by xodjfrhdiejfofkdx May 18, 2023
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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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holding up L

means you're madly obsessed wit rih 💗
for example, if trenton is holding up L he is obsessed with rih.
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holding up L

means you're madly obsessed with rihanna.
for example, if trenton is holding up L he is obsessed with rihanna.
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Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
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