Holding happiness hostage

Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"
by JJ💔LOVE August 03, 2024
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Cheese Hold Challenge

The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
by Crackersak June 12, 2018
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Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 07, 2022
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Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank
by Lukebron May 30, 2022
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hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC
Shut up and hold my chop cheese!
by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022
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Frisbee Hold

When you hold a frisbee with your ass and the other partner as to grab it with his mouth and put it in the third partner's ass.
by tay tay spicalicious fo lyf September 05, 2008
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