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Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.
i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned
by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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gooning

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!
yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
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Goon

A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
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gooning

im gooning every day
by chrissybighead June 9, 2025
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Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement
Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.
by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025
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