fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.

He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.

by McIronTwat March 9, 2017

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Ghost Bail

When you are dancing with your friends in a club and suddenly a group of them leave unnoticed and go home without warning.

Person 1: Where has Ella gone?

Person 2: I think she has ghost bailed
Person 1: But she was just here!

by Big Aaz August 14, 2016

Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it

Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?

by Hillin January 1, 2017

Daddies ghost

When your father takes his penis and cums in your eyes making you unable to see

John = ohh I gave my daughter some of my daddies ghost

by Whenudaddybeatsu October 24, 2019

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

ghost monkey

When you allow your opponent in fantasy football to set your lineup as a way to get in said opponent’s head. This causes your opponent to second guess every move including when s/he sets their own lineup.

He put the ghost monkey on my back and caused me to lose the fantasy football match.

by Santos L Harper October 21, 2020