Farmer

Someone who participates in activities that are boring, pointless or not that fun i.e. activities that are equally boring to farming and the associated farming lifestyle. Can also be used interrogatively.

Q:What are ya doin' tonight ya farmer?
A: Nothin, I'll probably stay in tonight and watch the O.C. or Dexter on T.V.

by Aaron Yao September 24, 2009

Fraser Young

A big smelly ogre with webbed feet. His feet are also very hairy and when he walks down cobbled lanes he enjoys the motion very much - for numerous reasons. Especially when riding bikes. He likes ham sandwhiches because his belly is made of ham and it helps to settle and digest his stomach so he doesn't get wind. His girlfriend is also equally mean (Oi Laura hehe) but seeing as he mainly thought up the mean things to say about me I think Laura can get aways with this one hehe.
Oh yes and Frazer also fights evil cows and stuff but he usually takes them home for a bit of fun afterwards.

"Fraser's fannies hold your pennies or your money back" (gets it hehe)

by Nicaloodie July 17, 2004

Foamer

(1) One who talks alot of non-sense and completely lies about something or someone. (hense having foam in ones mouth and not being able to understand them)

(2) An asshole who says something about someone but doesn't have the courage to back it up.

(1)Dude, He's such a foamer hes choking himself.
(2)He talked shit and didn't even show up for the fight, what a foamer.

by Snwpaint32 July 13, 2007

Beat Farmers

The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

by Disabled Dan January 29, 2005

flamere

The french version of Flamer.

Pierre is a flamere.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

farmers choice

Little kids who want to get drunk on £1.60

jamie meets jane. jane and jamie have 80p each. (proably chavz) lets by some farmers choice. Later caught by the police drunk, after whiffing it.

by billybobm July 20, 2006

Farmer Brad

A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.

"Farmer Brad how is the crop doing this season"

by Tmac44 November 4, 2009