Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.

John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.

by SinisterOmens June 1, 2018

green flowers

A flower a bud from the cannabis plant

I will give you some green flowers for your hassle , do you need some green flowers

by Bransten September 14, 2018

Loose Flower

Shortened and crude translation of the Chinese phrase "水性杨花" to describe loose women. As unpredictable as the water, as easily swayed or blown away as the dandelion flower.

No vase can hold such a loose flower such as she...

by Acelsg September 27, 2018

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

Lollzor-flower

A very rare specie with a sweet and smooth scent. Lollzoria blomia is the latin of this magnificent flower.

Oh look, the Lollzor-flower! Too bad we can’t pick it and take it with us..

by Crazytiger123 December 25, 2018

green flower

To green flower someone is to shower them with gifts or money. Usually used in BDSM for daddies to take care of their princesses.

Would you like a daddy to green flower you, princess?

by Jgirly December 28, 2018

Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019