flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007

flat out

To be extremely busy.

Jane: It's lunch time. You want to go grab a bite to eat?

Kate: Thanks, but I can't right now - I'm flat out...

by g_pi July 20, 2008

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011

flat attitude

A flat attitude comes from the A Bad Attitude is like a Flat Tire quote. A bad attitude from a person who can't let something go, no matter how long ago or truthful it really is.

Person 1: Taylor Swift's had such a flat attitude in her acceptence speech at the Grammys.
Person 2: Yeah. Wasn't the whole feud between Kanye and her years ago?

by AnAverageGrammarNazi September 10, 2016

Floaty

A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .

Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .

by Moodeser July 4, 2018

Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

by Slymer July 27, 2018