French kiss

When 2 people are kissing and their toungs are in each others mouth like a snake

The boy and girl french kissed right in front of the girls parents

by Mimie May 10, 2005

french military victories

1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare

Being French is worst than being gay

by Taker September 28, 2004

French Victories

The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.

They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!

How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?

by yt45 January 14, 2013

French Military Victory

Invalid entry. Try searching French wine, perfume, or cheese metals.

A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.

Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.

Look at World Wars 1 and 2.

Perfume?

by Max369 May 25, 2008

frenchman

someone who hasnt won a war in a long, long time.

American: hey remember world war II?
Frenchguy:No, i do not recall.
American:I thought you'd say that you little frenchman pussy bastard.

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

French Steamer

...you don't want to know

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know

by TheTwenty October 21, 2010

French Monocle

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.

Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.

by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009