Dude! Let’s Eric Bilotta this trip man!
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.
by kevindurantthegoddddd May 15, 2018
Get the Eric Bilottamug. Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
by anonymous June 28, 2024
Get the Spanish Ericmug. Eric is a magnificent man who always cares for his friends. Eric is the opposite of shy and always tries to make people laugh. Eric loves wizards.
by Wizard stuff September 12, 2018
Get the Ericmug. by Bingoting April 10, 2019
Get the Eric Birchallmug. Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.
by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023
Get the Eric Robertingmug. (Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019
Get the eric holtmug. Chinese nft guy who buys his friends gift cards, gets no bitches and sucks at video games. Has the biggest ego and loves money.
by BigBrainPodcast Dictionary June 15, 2022
Get the Ericmug.