Edward Carbajal

A mexican kid with soccer cut who jacks off to anime pron.

Our class has an Edward Carbajal.

by bigdickmaster2 November 16, 2020

Edward

A selfless peice of shit you pretends he cares about you and tells you that he "loves you" when all he does is use u and make you feel sorry for him all of your life. There is no one like edward because no one could be as selfless and non caring than him.

Hey i love edward
someone who actually is smart: no hes a selfless person who should go to hell:)..

by emily.gsss September 2, 2021

edwardnygmaswife

edwardnygmaswife is a beautiful wife that Ed Nygma has. She will be stolen from Ed and will be mine with her and her beautiful edits and her beautiful self.

Ed: “My wife is very beautiful.”

Me: *sighs* “I know edwardnygmaswife is beautiful*

by Mickeys.hot.tamale September 9, 2021

Edward

good boi that goes to school with me

Me: hi
Edward: *enters room*
Me: yooooooo
Edward: hampter

by The boy of narnia April 4, 2022

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009

seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

by -Holly- July 9, 2010

ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!

Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!

by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014