douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

baby eater

One who consumes the fetus.

Yummy yummy yummy i got baby in my tummy1

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Soup Eater

A segment of the population who, because it's all they can afford, generally eat soup for almost every meal.

Man, would you look at the mullet on that soup eater!

by Caveman70 March 16, 2007

Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004