dry fucked

when you’re having sex so wasted/high you can’t get hard/wet

dude: after we hit this blunt can we fuck?
girl: yeah but not too much i don’t want to get dry fucked again.

by 2inchdestroyer October 31, 2018

bro-dry

The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.

Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.

by Stoney Hawk July 22, 2010

dry wrenching

To enthusiastically dry hump despite the need of some form of lubricant to make the act a pleasant one.

Clare was red raw from dry wrenching the nubile young pool boy for several hours.

by Ginbreakfast March 2, 2014

lie dry

The act of convincing your self that the cloths in the dryer are indeed not dry in order to avoid folding them.

"Timothy did the lie dry all day until his lent catcher caught on fire."

by The Fish Outta Water February 5, 2015

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017