Rhodes Drunk

A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.

Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.

Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.

Wow that guy is Rhodes Drunk!

by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014

Hargrove Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.

Hey Kelby, don't get Hargrove Drunk tonight!

by Bamby999 July 15, 2018

Garlic drunk

When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.

Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!

by NrzRatched July 28, 2019

shit talk drunk

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.

Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!

by EggMcMuffown January 3, 2008

Let's get drunk and be somebody

It happens when an individual drinks too much and then acts and assumes they are really importnant with anyone that they deal with. This drunk person tends to overstate who they really are.

Getting wild tonight boys. Let's get drunk and be somebody. The pre-med student told everyone at the bar at 2am, he won Nobel Peace Prize for medicine.

by arl2580 October 30, 2010

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011