Shot the double

when you cum / ejaculate twice during sex with your partner

"I was banging Sarah last night and I shot my load over her stomach, then stuck it back inside for more and came again over her pussy"

"So you Shot the Double"?

"Yeah"

by shooter cum September 16, 2009

Drop a double doogan

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 20, 2023

Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper

A Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers.

I love Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper

by WhopperKing7 March 19, 2023

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When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

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by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021