douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

Douche Slag

Porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. Comprised of "Douche Bag" and "Slag", hence combining the attributes associated with both words, into one.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.

Marty : Bro, you know Ben's ex, Jenny?
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!

by McKinnay July 28, 2010

GoPro Douche

A phrase that describes someone who acts like a GoPro camera is following them wherever they go. To them their life is so much more awesome than yours. Their vocabulary consists of hyperbolic poser slang such as: "juiced", "stoked", "gnarly", "hairy", "treacherous" and "amped".

Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass

That story you told me about the "hairy" BASE jumping/cave dive is really starting to make me think you're a GoPro Douche.

by Critical Dolphin July 27, 2015

Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009

Arctic Douche

Taking a squirty water-bottle outside on a cold day and cleaning your partners minge for her.

That Arctic Douche was going great until I queefed the water all over his face.

by Facecake July 25, 2009

Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010

Douche Bag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers

"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."

by shawnrocks September 9, 2009