Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009
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1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
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mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!
by hightechdave April 14, 2010
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Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010
Get the douche park mug.the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.
1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.
(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)
11 - 20: Average Guy.
(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)
21 - 30: Douchemuffin.
(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)
31 - 40: Douchemeister.
(annoying, but a little amusing.)
41 - 50: Doucheface.
(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)
51 - 60: Douchebag.
(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)
61 - 70: Douchemonkey.
(harasser, troll, mild player.)
71 - 80: Douchenozzle.
(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)
81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)
(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)
91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.
(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)
Notes:
1 - 50 = tolerable.
51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.
**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.
(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)
11 - 20: Average Guy.
(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)
21 - 30: Douchemuffin.
(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)
31 - 40: Douchemeister.
(annoying, but a little amusing.)
41 - 50: Doucheface.
(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)
51 - 60: Douchebag.
(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)
61 - 70: Douchemonkey.
(harasser, troll, mild player.)
71 - 80: Douchenozzle.
(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)
81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)
(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)
91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.
(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)
Notes:
1 - 50 = tolerable.
51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.
**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010
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by chinrest October 20, 2011
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