A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.
Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019
Get the Pile-Driver Dildomug. Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
by MessyThings May 4, 2018
Get the albino dildomug. by TheMilkMan December 11, 2017
Get the Dildomug. Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?
by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022
Get the Dildo Dealermug. An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
Get the Explosive Dildomug. Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
Get the Lettuce Dildomug. by Boceefus June 18, 2021
Get the Dildo hammermug.