2nd of December

2nd of December

The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.

Koby: Hey mum, it’s the 2nd of December so I’m going to go to school because I’m a courteous and upstanding hound student.

Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.

Koby: here here!

by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019

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December 31st

The day you date your best friend for 2 days.

its December 31st you know what that means bestie

by avage_2006 October 22, 2019

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December 8th

December 8th is national give your boyfriend sexual favors and you have to do it at least once

Girlfriend - what day is it

Boyfriend - December 8th
Girlfriend - its national boyfriend sexual favours day, so come here

Boyfriend - yes please

by Jimmy.john October 30, 2019

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December 7

Guys with big dick energy are born on this day.

Hey look at that confident, sexy guy he looks like he was born on December 7th

by Bomboclatoriginal October 16, 2019

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december 8

the day the legend juice wrld died rip legend

" I woke up on December 8th to see that Juice Wrld died"

by ttiiffffaannyy December 8, 2019

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No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

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