blind date

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.

Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?

Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.

Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.

by SMD6 September 24, 2008

date my mom

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.

John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!

by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

Stork Date

To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.

Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Go on a date

Go on a date is exactly the same as hanging out specially when it comes to Max and Ecem

I'll go on a date tomorrow evening with Ecem

by Ma14578 April 13, 2019

deaded

To get fucked up, to get caught, to be in trouble

Dude, the cops are coming, we are so deaded.
I am gonna get so deaded when my teacher finds out I copied that paper.

Fighting him is a bad idea man, the last dude that fucked with him got so deaded.

by Mikey A A November 16, 2006

speed date

A method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I had to speed date before work.

by bam November 18, 2003

speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

by Kyle King August 31, 2004