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Get the Dcard mug.Verb - (abbreviation Dirt Cum Johnson) - the act of being so horrible at something you are buried in the most disrespectful way, covered in dirt and cum.
Shane: "Dude, did you see Brent got DCJ'd again this week in fantasy football?!?"
Tim: "Yeah, that guy sucks, both literally and figuratively."
Tim: "Yeah, that guy sucks, both literally and figuratively."
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Get the DCDD mug.The state of cooked doneness of a state run by imbeciles. Marked by belief that "Dawrk" equals "Good quality" & Edge is the chief guiding principle. Where the deeper down dark, dumb & dense you go, the more the feeble-minded bark like excited seals.
"So lemme get this straight. People were conned using a weaponized form of Don't believe everything you see or hear. The media lies to us.' By grifters who just told them ThUh mEdIa was their political enemies. & then fed them steady lies through another source of media, the internet. & people somehow Didn't notice that. You have a criminal HOS who reads at a Mayweather level but better than 90% of their supporters while they're going to destroy education. And dummies cheered the unaliving of a rich elite immediately after giving rich elites all the control over their lives?"
"And they believed Don't listen to rich, famous celebrities (because they tend to disagree with us). Just listen to the rich famous celebrities who agree with us, mostly podcasters. And actually choose the second celebrity we picked to rule you. Yes, my dear time traveler from the past. It is the full realization of the Idiocracy. It is the DCEUSA. The empire is over."
"I don't understand that reference."
"Oh yeah. You're a time traveler from the past."
"And they believed Don't listen to rich, famous celebrities (because they tend to disagree with us). Just listen to the rich famous celebrities who agree with us, mostly podcasters. And actually choose the second celebrity we picked to rule you. Yes, my dear time traveler from the past. It is the full realization of the Idiocracy. It is the DCEUSA. The empire is over."
"I don't understand that reference."
"Oh yeah. You're a time traveler from the past."
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