Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.

It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.

by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016

Cracking Effort

A really good contribution. A job well done

Used on its own to define a Task or errand of some sort. When you get someone to wash your car and they wax and polish it as well...Cracking effort!

by IggysDen March 26, 2018

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.

I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack

by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Centennial on Crack

strange phenomenon that happened at centennial high school on March 17th, 2017. one of the most interesting videos ever made. an upcoming rebooted project coming up if a certain student filmmaker can actually commit to a project

Dude have you seen centennial on crack? That shit is crazy

Did you hear about the film centennial on crack that’s coming out this year?

Centennial on crack will expose the truth of the discrimination that goes on at centennial high uh oh

by 69420swagmaster March 17, 2021

Crack Poverty

Always broke because all money is spent on crack

He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack

by Fact One January 17, 2019