cookie monster

a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule

big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule

by the real don November 24, 2006

Cookie ADD

Someone who's attention is completely taken away from what they were doing when they see a cookie

John: did you understand number 3?
Adam: yea, you have to take the statistical mean of ... Coooooookie... sorry, the total sample size.
John: Damn son you got some massive Cookie ADD

by aderol April 28, 2010

Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

spilling cookies

A common term for inducing vomit while under the influence of alcohol of drugs.

can be played as a game where you try to throw up into a cup of containing device. 2girls1fingercan also be videotaped and posted online as the most brutal video known to man.

wheres tom?
spilling cookies

youtube that shit

by burying Djinn March 4, 2008

gloom cookie

This is a term which predates the comic book, and originally referred to people in the goth communities who were (like an Oreo) dark and spooky on the outside, but clean of the stereotypical gloomy gothic emotional core. As originally described, a gloom cookie individual is "not goth, but not not-a-goth."

I hang with the goths, but I'm more of a gloom cookie.

by Tonistist May 25, 2016

Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005