cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

by coldliketitty February 11, 2007

Colded

means someone is cool. it's like saying someone/thing is cool.

Hey man that new guitar is colded

by Charmaine Maine June 13, 2011

cold-biscuits

Meaning to "go hard", to toughen up over time and not be easily broken or consumed by anything. To do something to the best of your ability despite the circumstances.

Man, I had a long day and I'm tired but I'm still about to go up in this gym and go cold-biscuits on these weights.

Just because your girl dumped you, you stopped working out? Man you better keep it cold-biscuits and go hit the iron!

by Jay Infamous May 27, 2013

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

coldfusion

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

by worldnamer January 8, 2009

coldcock

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.

that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.

by ma March 15, 2005

cold lunch

To be deepthroated so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking.

I gave Betty a Cold Lunch when I stuck my manhood deep down her gullet.

by tina h. macy April 5, 2008