seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.

That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.

by rootnav November 25, 2010

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 05, 2006

coffee tea or me

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay

Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me

by someone famous April 01, 2008

gay up the coffee

adding a little Scotch, Whisky, Gin, Vodka, or really any alcohol, to your mornin' coffee

Oh do be a darling and gay up the coffee, will you? Thaaaaanks!

by Sudoku November 24, 2007

Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.

Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.

by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010

Coffee Soup

no mug? are you high? all you need is a red pong cup and a spoon. coffee soup!

you just smoked a lil somethin somethin and well, pertaining to college students, you're broke and all you've got in your dorm is some ground coffee, beer pong necessities, a coffee maker and spoons. since you're blasteed, you turn into a god and konw just whast to do. coffee + pong cup + spoon = coffee soup

noun: "Sally, this coffee soup spoon is very smooth"

"Why take you Donna"

verb: "Norma, let's coffee soup!!"

by Lauren FF November 07, 2006

indian coffee cake

when a person of Indian descent gets shat upon there brow turban which can look most like coffee cake or the term varies with the color of the persons stool.

yo Brosephalonis last night I made a nice indian coffee cake upon a high quality turban.

by duce droppa November 16, 2007