Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.

I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.

by Winos February 3, 2009

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.

the cheese touch

by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019