camp summer fun

the only camp that runs and operates in a methodist church parking lot. the sports specialist activities include: dodgeball, dodgeball, and more dodgeball, due to the lack of cooperation from fellow staff members. story time involves the reading of one book throughout the entire camp season followed by "dead worms." nature was comprised of a pseudo-art class for the children who enjoy dirt (no one could distinguish the difference between art and nature-only that nature had drawings of bugs). art, on the other hand, consisted of numerous activities of which counselors slept through and felt no need to asist with. art was usually meshed with music, during the dance parties. music was comprised of the ever-popular "dell-pod" and the random, eclectic musical tastes of the music specialist. drama was very dramatic.

the ever popular water sports always ended in tragedy, along with many of the camp trips (ie. jeepers!). counselors never attend to camper needs, but instead say "go with a buddy."

the motto of camp summer fun: "camp is for the counselors, not the campers."

the directors: oh dear..
Just because it's CALLED camp summer fun, doesn't mean you're supposed to have fun.
by boston students January 22, 2006
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arizona band camp

when schools don't have enough money to actually send the marching band away to a decent place for a week, band camp occurs at school. marching in 120 degrees and getting to know each other a little too well.
oh my gosh, arizona band camp is only 6 months 3 weeks, 2 days and 4 hours away!
by annonphester April 19, 2009
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kiddie concentration camp

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.
charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.
by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009
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Trails end camp

The most fucking jappiest place on earth.
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camp boy roy

by pip October 09, 2003
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Deer Camp Bukakke

When multiple deer hunters discharge their weapons in the face of one special camp participant, usually over the smell of generic cigarettes and Bush beer.
Well the whole thing with that is, the second week of deer came is when the real fun begins. Bring on the Deer Camp Bukakke!!!
by Cliffordthereddoh November 22, 2010
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camp wingate kirkland

It's basically a camp full of very, very, very strange people.
Camp Wingate Kirkland, huh? Wow you must have a mental condition
by Spicy Jeff September 25, 2013
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