brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

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brown pelican

a dip of poo, to place feces in the mouth in the same place as a tobacco dip and to use it as such

Tobacco is not allowed in our school so I decided to use a brown pelican.

by Bagarbage Bill November 12, 2004

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Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

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A Doc Brown is acehived by standing over a woman (with consent), and deficating on her chest whilst masturbating over her face at exactly 88mph. It is believed that a Doc Brown will cause a tear in the fabric of space and time.

Doc Brown: "Marty! I found another way to generate 1.21 Gigawatts last night! I shit on Clara's chest and wacked off at 88mph till I busted on her face"

Marty: "You mean you put a Doc Brown on the bitch!? This is heavy Doc."

by Vladmir Bojangles November 19, 2007

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brown torpedo

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

by blockrader August 22, 2009

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brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

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