Bongshit

The Shit, usually heavy, you take after too many bongloads and pizza.

Sometimes referred to, for unknown reasons, as the

Steaming Cleveland Heaver or Heaving Cleaver.

Where are you going?

Need to take an epic Bongshit.

by Biznutz July 10, 2009

Bogsh

portuguese for marijuana

"Ehh, you got and bogsh?"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (: October 4, 2009

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

blogscious

similar to 'conscious' thoughts you have only in word format and fired out online. Generally contains mindless, endless and often pretentious personal thoughts and experiences you had or want people to believe you had that day. The world may infact cease to exist and you may appear unfabulous if your dont key out your 'blogscious' thoughts to the rest of the world on your iphone that very minute. An annoying, deluded and narcissistic personality trait of socialites, C list celebrities, self proclaimed 'web celebs' and wannabies.

Conscious Thought 'OMG I cant believe i just saw someone in 'Lilys Bordello' that totally looks like someone like kinda famous. Cant wait to tell everyone'. Blogscious thoughts posted to personal blog online... 'just had drinks in Lilys with Colin Farrell, totally havnt seen him for ages, cant wait to meet him in the Shelbourne of all places next week its been too long, hes looking better then he was after our last little encounter, i will keep you posted!'.......

by LeilahLily July 2, 2011

Bongshell

A once explosively beautiful woman who has been reduced to a shell of her former self, due in part to drug dependence.

RE: Bombshell.

Susie used to be so cute, now she is a bongshell.

by Ser Doctor March 14, 2012

Boobs Rufie

Name given to scantily-clad women aged 50+ who have had extensive plastic surgery, and who frequent all-inclusive resorts in an attempt to land a husband. Usually ends up alone every night in the lobby bar after each attempt has failed. Suspicion is that they try and pick up guys at the beach the following morning with the opening line "omg, i think someone slipped me a rufie at the bar last night", when in fact she rufied herself.

Look! There's Boobs Rufie at the pool bar chatting up the bartender!

by Punta Cana August 16, 2012

Bogshite

Green slimey animal shite from a bog or marshland, usually cow or horse.

She ran after her little pony and sank in the bogshite.
After a few hours of rain the bogshite was thick and slimey.

by funkybully August 16, 2012