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Roller blinds

by Pou Nai Yu February 27, 2022
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
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Beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021
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Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t
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colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk
Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks
by Smurkio August 25, 2024
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Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."
by Homixide August 27, 2024
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