car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.

My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.

by javasgifted February 4, 2022

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

smokey blinder

When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye

Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"

by Paris Milton February 19, 2023

Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011