McClam Bake

When you eat so much McDonalds your car smells like shit. you fat fuck.

I just McClam baked the fucking shit out of my car. Im not getting laid tonight.

by BIGMACAWHUH June 25, 2010

cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.

Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?

by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

Qwonk Bakery

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

Bart Baker

Bartholomew "Bart" Baker is an American entertainer, web-based comedian, video producer, singer, rapper, and parody artist. He is best known for making parody videos of notable songs, for which Billboard dubbed him one of the most prolific makers of music parodies. However back in September 2019 Bart Baker shifted his career to the Chinese market. His works consist of translating and singing Chinese songs on the social media app Kwai, and his English covers of Chinese songs have been gaining a following on Douyin. In August 2021 He annouced his return in US and make content once again in YouTube. In November 6 of 2021 he uploaded his first music video after 3 years named "POLYDOGE" .

Person 1: Do you know whose bart baker?
Person 2: The guy who makes chinese tiktoks?
Person 1: He was a parody maker, but WHAT?
Person 2: Yeah look at his tiktoks...
Person 1: wtf what happened to bart baker? he was the king of parodies
Person 2: idk he was cut on cash

by thememedefinition March 7, 2022

tart baker

Pretentious piece of shit.

"Sup tart baker"

You know if you are a tart baker.

If you don't already an image of what this is, you are using it wrong.

Antonym to pie baker.

by Hildegard VonBingen March 21, 2022

New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.

Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.

by New England clam bake December 17, 2018