vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.

Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.

by novalush December 18, 2009

Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

severe bitch syndrome (SBS)

one super bitch who never stops bitching

did you hear alyssa earlier i think she has (sbs)

lindsay lohan has sbs
severe bitch syndrome (SBS)

by cogger123 February 18, 2011

Brood Bitch

Used to describe the mother of your children.

Skyla went from simple Girlfriend to Brood Bitch in 9 short months.

by Sergio Mendell May 13, 2011

Advanced bitch

better than basic bitch better than bitch itself

-She a advanced bitch, she smoked that bitch
-Damn she smart as fuck you some advanced bitch or what

by Advanced Bitch Herself November 25, 2013

suburban bitch

A basic bitch from the Suburbs; who think he/she is hood because he/she is from the suburbs.

Example:
Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.

Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.

by Studio Hood April 16, 2014

Twelvie bitch

A twelvie bitch is an eleven year old girl who is pretending to be a twelvie, when she isn't even on that level yet, unlike the people the grade above her. She will have Instagram which she will update regularly with selfies of her and her BFFL. She has one or two baes and will beg her parents to drop her at the mall, only to take lots of selfies with her baes and tag them in the photo. Expect, even in the middle of winter, to have slutty lace tops and miniskirts, and don't forget the make-up! She will often comment on her friends profiles with a '😍 so pretty bae'. Comes in the form of Ashleys, Georgias, Lanas and Halles.

Stupid twelvie bitch
Look at all the twelvie bitches

by doctorpotter July 3, 2014