Greek Bed

A large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful Steve Zaragoza.

Frat Guy 1: "hey dude, I'm taking this girl up to your room man"
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.

by TenseRainbow August 18, 2016

cum-bed

The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.

There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.

It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.

by .......get it? January 2, 2017

Bed

Where Austin fucks his cat

Austin fucked his cat in bed

by Pepper and Ham January 29, 2019

Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019

Hard Bed

A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.

Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.

Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!

Ooh, that's hot! How was it?

Good man, but It smells like shit now.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 18, 2022

Brofest in Bed

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)

ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."

by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011

Ur dads bed

where u were last night

Dont try to hide it i know all that when on in ur dads bed last night

by NO U GAy November 12, 2019