Teddy Bear Syndrome

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.

Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?

Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!

by Karen W July 7, 2009

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Bear Grylls

Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.

Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.

by bear grylls fan March 4, 2009

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papa bear

Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.

A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:

Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.

by Qwerty October 9, 2003

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Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

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