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River

River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft
He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River
by Abnormally huge cock November 25, 2021
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RIVER

River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.

If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river
by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021
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River

A Goofy Lil Boy Who Likes To Stay Youthful And Is Mostly Happy, But Tends To Be Lonely And A Lot Of People Shun Him.
Person 1: River Is Such A Goofy Lil Boy
Person 2: You've Got That Right!
by ColoradoGuy2004 November 29, 2021
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River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
by Adybug April 1, 2010
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River

A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it
For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
by Libra lifewhatchurback October 29, 2019
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